i jhust puked up my retainher.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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