I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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