Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
and she was petting her beer can
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Randomize
