Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
sex in a hospital.. check
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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