she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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