Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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