I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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