Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Ladies don't puke and tell
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
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