I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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