Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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