perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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