the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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