When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I have fence marks all over my body
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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