that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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