So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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