Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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