I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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