hell yes lets make some ravioli
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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