I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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