ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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