my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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