like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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