And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just found puke in my bra..
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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