It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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