Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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