the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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