it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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