White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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