I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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