What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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