I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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