Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
pop tarts are not kleenex
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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