But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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