thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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