I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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