I CAN MOONWALK!
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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