We won't sleep together?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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