it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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