erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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