Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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