dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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