For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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