your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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