all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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