Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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