we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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