well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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