On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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