Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can't turn off my feet"
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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