hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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