Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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