billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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