i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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